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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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spirantization

I see some people in the notes thinking that this is the Death card, but it's not. It's much funnier. It's the Five of Cups, upright, which symbolizes like. Loss. Disappointment. Emotional Suffering. You thought you were going to get something and then you didn't. Even more hilarious than Fox News bringing in a tarot card reader for Trump in 2024 is that same tarot reader immediately flipping over a card that says LOSER.

cryptotheism
cryptotheism

Being an adult means sharing space with assholes. There's gonna be shit you need to do, and the only way to get it is by working with one or more huge assholes. They're not evil. They're not gonna hurt you. Usually they're not even bad people, they're just assholes. And you gotta know how to share space with em.

cryptotheism

Being an adult means accepting that you're an asshole sometimes. You can try your very best, and still come off like a huge asshole. It's just gonna happen. You gotta know how to say "Hey man, I was being an asshole. Sorry about that. Won't happen again."